let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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