I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm bleeding and have questions
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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