Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Randomize
