we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
