i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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