I puked a lego.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
