thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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