Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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