I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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