I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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