bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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