we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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