And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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