sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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