And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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