It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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