So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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