carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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