So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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