things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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