so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
