She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
handjob tips. give me some.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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