Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Randomize
