No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Dick very happy bro
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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