We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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