Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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