It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
