so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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