"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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