am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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