i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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