ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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