But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
