question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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