Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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