He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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