i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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