I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize
