Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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