the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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