Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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