Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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