idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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