I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
vagina is talking i cant
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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