so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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