Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Randomize
