But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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