office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize