So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
So much rum. So many feels.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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