Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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