i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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