Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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