u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
