ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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