why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
