Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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